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Mega Massive Mars

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A giant Dairy Milk shell is filled with homemade nougat and melted Werther's toffees to recreate a Mars bar. The makers record a 7.5 kg finished build.

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Mega Massive Mars

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  • The list of 9 bags of chewy toffees, 5 bags of 500 g brown sugar, 2 bottles of vanilla essence, 8 eggs, 9 bars of 400 g Dairy Milk, 4 pots of 280 g glucose syrup and 50 g butter covers the trial recipes as well as the final bar. The nougat came from an online “Divinity Fudge” method of boiled glucose syrup, sugar and water whisked into egg whites, poured in three rounds to fill the chocolate shell three-quarters full. Homemade caramel burned repeatedly, so melted toffees were used instead. Overnight the still-soft nougat forced its way through the caramel and chocolate and was patched with more melted chocolate. The finished bar was recorded at 7.5 kg and 51 by 9 by 14 cm. Source 1 · Source 2 · Source 3 · Source 4 · Source 5 · Source 6 · Source 7
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After watching the F-word on TV, we were inspired to create a pimped up snack, so after checking the site we decided that the previous Mars bar attempts could be vastly improved upon. We trialled various recipes for the caramel and nougat layers, but eventually settled for the following ingredients:

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The third component was the caramel. After many hours spent boiling sugar and water to horrible burnt messes, we gave in and finally settled for the good old fashoined method of melting Werthers chewy toffees in the microwave.

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We began the pimp, creating a rectangular cardboard mould by scaling up the dimensions of a regular bar, and then coating the inside of it in clingfilm.

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Weight: 7.5kg Dimensions: 51cm x 9cm x 14cm

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After watching the F-word on TV, we were inspired to create a pimped up snack, so after checking the site we decided that the previous Mars bar attempts could be vastly improved upon. We trialled various recipes for the caramel and nougat layers, but eventually settled for the following ingredients:

9 bags of Werthers chewy toffees
5x 500g bags of brown sugar
2 bottles of vanilla essence
8 eggs
9x 400g bars of Dairy Milk
4x 280g pots of glucose syrup
50g butter

Bags of toffees, Dairy Milk bars, sugar, eggs, butter and one normal Mars bar on a table

We began the pimp, creating a rectangular cardboard mould by scaling up the dimensions of a regular bar, and then coating the inside of it in clingfilm.

A long cardboard box lined with clingfilm as the bar mould, cling film roll beside it

The first step was to create the creamy chocolate casing, which would hold all the goodness inside. This involved melting down the dairy milk, and elaborately balancing the mould (using table mats and cookbooks) so that each side could set.

Chunks of chocolate melting in a glass bowl over a pan, stirred with a spoon

Waiting for this to dry, we set about making the wrapper for our mega massive mars. The black plastic sheen of a bin liner was perfectly suited to the task, so our artistic skills were used in painting the logo.

Painting the red Mars lettering onto a sheet of white paper for the giant wrapper

We now faced the near impossible task of re-creating the notoriously top-secret nougat recipe. We decided the best place to look would be the internet, and within minutes found the mysteriously named "Divinity Fudge" recipe. This involved boiling up glucose syrup, sugar and water and whisking up egg whites, then combining the two into a glossy, tacky mixture. We poured it into our chocolate shell, repeating the process twice more, to fill the mould 3/4 full.

Pale nougat poured from a bowl into the chocolate-lined cardboard mould

The chocolate-lined box filled with a smooth layer of set caramel, seen from one end

The third component was the caramel. After many hours spent boiling sugar and water to horrible burnt messes, we gave in and finally settled for the good old fashoined method of melting Werthers chewy toffees in the microwave.

Being impatient, we decided rather than waiting for the nougat to fully set and pouring on the caramel, we would create a sheet of toffee gloop to balance atop the bubbling nougat beast.

A floppy slab of set caramel lifted by hand over the already-filled box mould

Hastily not wanting to watch our treasured caramel sink, we melted up more chocolate and tipped it on top.

Melted chocolate poured from a glass bowl over the caramel layer inside the box

Ironically that evening we watched a documentary about volcanoes, but little did we know that the following morning when we came down to check on our beloved creation, that the angry nougat would have ferociously melted through both the caramel and chocolate layers, to erupt through the top, spilling over the edge of its crater.

Dairy milk to the rescue! As quickly as possible, emergency chocolate supplies were melted down, then poured over it, craftily covering the gaping hole…

Luckily once set all mishaps were soon forgotten, and after cutting away the mould, warm feelings of gratification and happiness were felt by all, in a way that can only be acheived using several kilograms of chocolate and other sugar based products.

The finished chocolate-coated slab on foil with a normal Mars bar beside it for scale

Weight: 7.5kg
Dimensions: 51cm x 9cm x 14cm

The giant bar in its hand-painted black wrapper, a normal Mars Duo below for scale

Wrapper peeled back to show the thick chocolate end of the giant bar on a green cloth

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